1 00:00:13,513 --> 00:00:15,214 [? jovial music] 2 00:00:15,215 --> 00:00:17,617 [Dee] What? Oh, come on. This is bullshit. 3 00:00:17,618 --> 00:00:19,585 - This has to be a mistake. - [Mac] You're telling me. Mine's negative. 4 00:00:19,586 --> 00:00:21,153 How are we positive and you're negative? 5 00:00:21,154 --> 00:00:22,254 What is that, an AIDS test? 6 00:00:22,255 --> 00:00:24,390 No, it's a neuropsych test. 7 00:00:24,391 --> 00:00:26,592 Yeah, we went to Penn to get a full neuropsychological test done 8 00:00:26,593 --> 00:00:28,260 to see if any of us had ADHD. 9 00:00:28,261 --> 00:00:30,096 And according to this shit, Dennis and I do. 10 00:00:30,097 --> 00:00:31,831 - Which is a lie. - Consider yourselves lucky. 11 00:00:31,832 --> 00:00:34,300 - At least now you have an excuse. - An excuse for what? 12 00:00:34,301 --> 00:00:36,669 For why your life turned out like shit, 13 00:00:36,670 --> 00:00:39,705 why you never accomplished anything, why you failed out of Penn. 14 00:00:39,706 --> 00:00:43,509 Uh, no, no. No, we did not fail out of Penn, okay? 15 00:00:43,510 --> 00:00:45,578 We declined to graduate. 16 00:00:45,579 --> 00:00:47,647 Yeah, we just decided not to take the final exam 17 00:00:47,648 --> 00:00:50,116 'cause we got, like, you know, distracted by other shit. 18 00:00:50,117 --> 00:00:52,518 Yeah, but isn't getting distracted, like, the main thing of ADHD? 19 00:00:52,519 --> 00:00:54,353 [Dee] Stop it. It's 20 00:00:54,354 --> 00:00:56,088 No, we got distracted by, like, sex, drugs, and rock and roll, 21 00:00:56,089 --> 00:00:57,356 like normal college kid shit. 22 00:00:57,357 --> 00:00:59,158 - Neurotypical distractions. - Right. 23 00:00:59,159 --> 00:01:01,627 My whole life, I thought I had shit for brains, 24 00:01:01,628 --> 00:01:05,665 mainly because my mom would stick a Tootsie Roll in my ear when I slept. 25 00:01:05,666 --> 00:01:07,767 And I would wake up and find it and I would think there was 26 00:01:07,768 --> 00:01:10,303 - actually shit in my brains. - Leaking out of your head at night? 27 00:01:10,304 --> 00:01:13,239 I think it's because she loved me so much and she wanted to keep me at home, 28 00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:14,807 - you know? - [Charlie] Sure, yeah. 29 00:01:14,808 --> 00:01:16,742 And then I wised up and I caught on to her love ruse, 30 00:01:16,743 --> 00:01:20,513 and I realized that I probably did have some kind of disorder. 31 00:01:20,514 --> 00:01:22,315 I thought you did, for sure. 32 00:01:22,316 --> 00:01:24,216 And now I have no excuse. I could have gone to Penn. 33 00:01:24,217 --> 00:01:27,286 Dude, I have a Ferrari brain that's stuck in first gear. 34 00:01:27,287 --> 00:01:28,688 [Charlie] Yeah. 35 00:01:28,689 --> 00:01:31,257 You have a Subaru brain that has two flat tires. 36 00:01:31,258 --> 00:01:34,126 Yeah, Mac, you couldn't even study in high school without getting all pissed off 37 00:01:34,127 --> 00:01:35,528 and breaking all your pencils- 38 00:01:35,529 --> 00:01:37,096 He'd throw all his books all around the room. 39 00:01:37,097 --> 00:01:38,631 That's not true. 40 00:01:38,632 --> 00:01:40,466 All right, yeah, but like, do I What's mine say? 41 00:01:40,467 --> 00:01:41,834 Like, what car is my brain? 42 00:01:41,835 --> 00:01:43,569 - This oughta be good. - Uh 43 00:01:43,570 --> 00:01:45,371 "Inconclusive." 44 00:01:45,372 --> 00:01:46,839 - Oh, huh? - [Dee] What? 45 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:48,641 They want you to come back for more testing. 46 00:01:48,642 --> 00:01:50,343 - [Charlie] I gotta go back? - Yeah. 47 00:01:50,344 --> 00:01:52,211 I don't know why you guys give a shit about this. 48 00:01:52,212 --> 00:01:53,679 I mean, you are who you are. 49 00:01:53,680 --> 00:01:57,249 And as far as Penn goes [chuckles] 50 00:01:57,250 --> 00:02:00,186 the only reason why you two got in there was because of my money. 51 00:02:00,187 --> 00:02:02,188 Your brains had nothing to do with it. 52 00:02:02,189 --> 00:02:03,823 Yeah, well, we'll see about that, Frank. 53 00:02:03,824 --> 00:02:05,754 Dee, you thinking what I'm thinking? 54 00:02:08,295 --> 00:02:10,262 - Dee? - Mmm. Mm-hmm? 55 00:02:10,263 --> 00:02:12,133 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 56 00:02:12,566 --> 00:02:13,633 Absolutely. 57 00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:15,268 Great. Then say it with me. 58 00:02:15,769 --> 00:02:17,603 - Oh, I would love to. - We're- 59 00:02:17,604 --> 00:02:19,572 You just have to tell me what it is we were gonna say. 60 00:02:19,573 --> 00:02:21,407 You literally just said you knew what I was thinking. 61 00:02:21,408 --> 00:02:23,709 That was a lie. I got distracted for a sec. 62 00:02:23,710 --> 00:02:25,544 I was gonna say we should go back to school. 63 00:02:25,545 --> 00:02:26,679 - Oh, shit, really? - Yeah. 64 00:02:26,680 --> 00:02:29,348 - Yeah. - Oh! Okay. I like it. 65 00:02:29,349 --> 00:02:31,550 - You want to say it together again? - No, I don't. I'll just do it. 66 00:02:31,551 --> 00:02:34,587 - We're gonna go back to school. Mmm. - Back to school. Did it. 67 00:02:34,588 --> 00:02:36,623 [? jovial music] 68 00:02:56,677 --> 00:02:58,778 [? jovial music] 69 00:02:58,779 --> 00:03:01,381 Wow, look at this. [chuckles] 70 00:03:01,382 --> 00:03:04,684 I don't know where we should sit now that we know we have ADHD. 71 00:03:04,685 --> 00:03:06,652 Maybe we just sit in the front row, you know? 72 00:03:06,653 --> 00:03:09,355 Mm-hmm. Get out of the way for when the shooter comes blasting. 73 00:03:09,356 --> 00:03:10,790 Wait, wait. Hey, don't do that. 74 00:03:10,791 --> 00:03:12,525 [Dee] It's upsetting. 75 00:03:12,526 --> 00:03:14,876 - It's-It's very triggering, you know? - Yeah. 76 00:03:15,062 --> 00:03:19,131 That being said, uh [sighs] it would be good if he had to blast through 77 00:03:19,132 --> 00:03:20,600 a couple rows before he got to us, 78 00:03:20,601 --> 00:03:22,501 - you know what I mean? - Yeah. 79 00:03:22,502 --> 00:03:24,136 - Right. Give us a little time to scramble. - Exactly. 80 00:03:24,137 --> 00:03:25,647 - Yeah. - What are you gonna do? 81 00:03:25,839 --> 00:03:30,743 Well, well, well, if it isn't the stupid little rich kids. 82 00:03:30,744 --> 00:03:33,245 [scoffs] Uh, we are not stupid. 83 00:03:33,246 --> 00:03:34,296 You are. 84 00:03:34,297 --> 00:03:37,683 - Is that the whole comeback? - I think so. I didn't- 85 00:03:37,684 --> 00:03:39,485 - Thought you were - That's not what I meant. 86 00:03:39,486 --> 00:03:41,087 Give me a second. I'm gonna think of something else. 87 00:03:41,088 --> 00:03:42,622 It'll be too late. What are you doing here? 88 00:03:42,623 --> 00:03:45,124 I'm gonna prove to you that I could've gone to Penn. 89 00:03:45,125 --> 00:03:47,326 That's why I'm sitting right here in the front row, 90 00:03:47,327 --> 00:03:48,594 'cause I'm going to pay attention. 91 00:03:48,595 --> 00:03:50,863 I'm going to take notes, and, of course, 92 00:03:50,864 --> 00:03:53,299 if the shooter comes in blasting, I can scramble. 93 00:03:53,300 --> 00:03:55,568 - All right, let's do this thing. - [Dee] What? 94 00:03:55,569 --> 00:03:58,170 What are you doing here? 95 00:03:58,171 --> 00:04:00,606 We're doing a Back to School thing like Rodney Dangerfield did in the movie. 96 00:04:00,607 --> 00:04:02,642 [grunts] "Let's party!" 97 00:04:02,643 --> 00:04:04,510 Okay, well, Frank, we are not doing a Back to School thing. 98 00:04:04,511 --> 00:04:06,111 We're just going back to school. 99 00:04:06,112 --> 00:04:08,648 What's the difference? 100 00:04:08,649 --> 00:04:10,750 The difference is we're gonna pay attention and we're gonna study and focus. 101 00:04:10,751 --> 00:04:13,152 - We explained this at the bar. - I probably wasn't paying attention. 102 00:04:13,153 --> 00:04:15,321 - Do we all have ADHD now? - I guess. 103 00:04:15,322 --> 00:04:18,357 Not me. Look at how well-arranged my index cards are and my pencils. 104 00:04:18,358 --> 00:04:19,425 I'm focused as shit. 105 00:04:19,426 --> 00:04:20,826 [chuckling] Okay, nerd. 106 00:04:20,827 --> 00:04:22,561 Nobody uses paper anymore, all right? 107 00:04:22,562 --> 00:04:25,498 It's all computers, you stupid, dumb dumb. 108 00:04:25,499 --> 00:04:28,701 - Dee. - [gasps] I'm so sorry. I don't know. 109 00:04:28,702 --> 00:04:31,737 I think that the diagnosis is messing with my confidence or something. 110 00:04:31,738 --> 00:04:34,140 Wait a minute. 111 00:04:34,141 --> 00:04:35,574 If you guys are not gonna party, I'm gonna find somebody else who will. 112 00:04:35,575 --> 00:04:37,310 Ah. Four-eyes here. 113 00:04:37,311 --> 00:04:40,813 Come with me. I'm gonna show you what school really is. 114 00:04:40,814 --> 00:04:43,182 We're gonna "par-tay." 115 00:04:43,183 --> 00:04:46,285 All right, here. When the teacher comes, tell him I'm renting the kid. 116 00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:47,653 Come on. Let's go. 117 00:04:47,654 --> 00:04:49,221 Let's go. Come on. Get up. 118 00:04:49,222 --> 00:04:51,223 Sort of a human trafficking situation. 119 00:04:51,224 --> 00:04:53,326 - Seems like it, right? Whatever. - Yeah. 120 00:04:53,327 --> 00:04:54,377 [Dennis grunts] 121 00:04:54,378 --> 00:04:58,297 You know what? I think I should get some Ritterall to help me focus. 122 00:04:58,298 --> 00:05:00,299 No, no, no. Dee, don't do that. 123 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:02,101 You know where that leads. 124 00:05:02,102 --> 00:05:03,669 You know, starts with Ritterall, then you move to coke, 125 00:05:03,670 --> 00:05:06,072 and then you're smoking crack and then more crack. 126 00:05:06,073 --> 00:05:08,207 Okay? Let's not do that, all right? 127 00:05:08,208 --> 00:05:10,076 Worst comes to worst, we feel like we're not gonna pass the test, 128 00:05:10,077 --> 00:05:12,211 just do what you always used to do. Just bang the professor. 129 00:05:12,212 --> 00:05:13,813 [both chuckle] 130 00:05:13,814 --> 00:05:16,383 Oh. I think that's gonna have to be your department. 131 00:05:17,084 --> 00:05:21,121 Well, no, I don't know about that. I mean, it could go either way, you know, but, uh 132 00:05:21,789 --> 00:05:24,323 Yeah, let's not Let's not go down that road. 133 00:05:24,324 --> 00:05:26,192 I-I don't really wanna bang her. 134 00:05:26,193 --> 00:05:27,860 Good morning, class. 135 00:05:27,861 --> 00:05:29,095 Oh! 136 00:05:29,696 --> 00:05:31,031 Good 137 00:05:31,431 --> 00:05:33,499 morning 138 00:05:33,500 --> 00:05:35,768 class. 139 00:05:35,769 --> 00:05:37,503 [professor] Okay, Mr. Kelly. 140 00:05:37,504 --> 00:05:39,372 So I'm sure you've seen these types of tests before 141 00:05:39,373 --> 00:05:41,607 - when logging on to a website or a domain. - Mmm. 142 00:05:41,608 --> 00:05:44,110 They're used for identifying robots. 143 00:05:44,578 --> 00:05:46,579 Oh. You think I might be a robot? 144 00:05:46,580 --> 00:05:48,547 [chuckles] No, of course not. 145 00:05:48,548 --> 00:05:49,615 Oh. 146 00:05:49,616 --> 00:05:50,850 I have "drinken" motor oil. 147 00:05:50,851 --> 00:05:53,185 You Sorry, what? 148 00:05:53,186 --> 00:05:57,823 Uh Yeah. I didn't drink it all that much and I didn't like it. 149 00:05:57,824 --> 00:05:59,525 Okay. Right. 150 00:05:59,526 --> 00:06:01,327 So I'm probably not a robot. Put that down. 151 00:06:01,328 --> 00:06:02,495 - Right. - Good. 152 00:06:03,163 --> 00:06:05,264 - Okay, well, let's try the test. - Yeah. 153 00:06:05,265 --> 00:06:08,367 [professor] Which of these images has grass? 154 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:11,604 Um [mumbles] just this one. 155 00:06:11,605 --> 00:06:14,440 Just that one? 156 00:06:14,441 --> 00:06:16,776 Yeah, that that's the only one I see. This guy right here. 157 00:06:16,777 --> 00:06:20,479 And out of curiosity, what color is the man's shirt? 158 00:06:20,480 --> 00:06:24,150 Uh, no, I'm not colorblind if that's your concern. 159 00:06:24,151 --> 00:06:25,685 Uh, his shirt is light blue. 160 00:06:25,686 --> 00:06:28,154 I can see it and I can smell it like crazy. [scoffs] 161 00:06:28,155 --> 00:06:29,822 - Smell it? - Oh, yeah. 162 00:06:29,823 --> 00:06:31,691 I-I can smell every color in this room. 163 00:06:31,692 --> 00:06:33,392 [Charlie inhales] 164 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:35,828 And why did you select that image as having grass? 165 00:06:35,829 --> 00:06:39,231 Well, because hair is the grass of the head. 166 00:06:39,232 --> 00:06:41,767 I see. And why no grass in the others? 167 00:06:41,768 --> 00:06:44,570 Oh, well, because they're just pictures of grass, 168 00:06:44,571 --> 00:06:48,808 and you asked which picture has grass, and that's the only grass head one. 169 00:06:48,809 --> 00:06:50,443 But that one is also a photograph. 170 00:06:50,444 --> 00:06:53,579 Uh, yes, but it has a tiny hair on it. 171 00:06:53,580 --> 00:06:57,583 See? So this is the only one that had any actual grass. 172 00:06:57,584 --> 00:07:00,086 It was hard to see, but I could smell the black of the hair. 173 00:07:00,087 --> 00:07:02,254 [sniffs] Yeah. 174 00:07:02,255 --> 00:07:05,685 [stammers] Do you mind if I invite a few other professors to join us? 175 00:07:05,759 --> 00:07:07,159 Sure, yeah. 176 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:08,494 May I keep this? 177 00:07:08,495 --> 00:07:09,596 - Yeah. - Great. 178 00:07:10,330 --> 00:07:11,380 Good. Deal. 179 00:07:13,467 --> 00:07:16,335 Are you sure I'm not a robot? 180 00:07:16,336 --> 00:07:19,305 You are definitely not a robot. 181 00:07:19,306 --> 00:07:20,373 [smacks lips] All right. 182 00:07:20,374 --> 00:07:21,474 [? jovial music] 183 00:07:21,475 --> 00:07:23,209 [Frank] All right, all right. 184 00:07:23,210 --> 00:07:27,313 Okay. Let's check out the dorm room. 185 00:07:27,314 --> 00:07:30,750 Well, right away, I see the issues in this room. 186 00:07:30,751 --> 00:07:33,286 - Yeah. I don't see any bongs. - Oh. 187 00:07:33,287 --> 00:07:35,721 I don't see any lava lamps. Not good. 188 00:07:35,722 --> 00:07:37,790 And the walls should be covered with titty posters. 189 00:07:37,791 --> 00:07:40,460 - Uh, oh. - You don't know how to do college, do you 190 00:07:40,461 --> 00:07:43,195 I never caught your name. What's your name? 191 00:07:43,196 --> 00:07:44,430 Um, I'm Jie. 192 00:07:44,431 --> 00:07:46,499 - G? - Jie. 193 00:07:46,500 --> 00:07:50,102 G? I want to stick with G. You're from another country, right? 194 00:07:50,103 --> 00:07:51,170 Yes, I'm from China. 195 00:07:51,171 --> 00:07:54,640 China. There you go. 196 00:07:54,641 --> 00:07:57,576 That's the problem right there, because they don't know 197 00:07:57,577 --> 00:08:00,246 how to throw away a perfectly good education over there. 198 00:08:00,247 --> 00:08:01,681 - Uh, oh. - They don't know that. 199 00:08:01,682 --> 00:08:03,482 - Let me tell you something, G. - Okay. 200 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:07,586 - Life is the only education - Mmm. Uh. 201 00:08:07,587 --> 00:08:09,322 and you don't want to fail at that. 202 00:08:09,323 --> 00:08:10,790 - Okay. - Okay? Yeah. 203 00:08:10,791 --> 00:08:13,693 Oh! Hello. This must be the roommate. 204 00:08:13,694 --> 00:08:15,361 Oh, here we go. This is good. 205 00:08:15,362 --> 00:08:17,530 He looks like he's all dolled up. 206 00:08:17,531 --> 00:08:19,498 You're ready to go out and have some fun, right? 207 00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:21,267 What are you gonna do? 208 00:08:21,268 --> 00:08:23,469 Go to Go to the dean's office and crap on his desk? 209 00:08:23,470 --> 00:08:25,171 No, I'm going to a protest. 210 00:08:25,172 --> 00:08:27,239 - [door opens] - A protest? 211 00:08:27,240 --> 00:08:29,408 Boring. 212 00:08:29,409 --> 00:08:32,111 What's the matter with you kids? You don't know how to have fun anymore? 213 00:08:32,112 --> 00:08:33,779 Wait, you know what? 214 00:08:33,780 --> 00:08:36,515 - Mmm. - Your roommate just gave me a great idea. 215 00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:39,385 - G, follow me. - Mmm. 216 00:08:39,386 --> 00:08:41,420 You know where the dean's office is? 217 00:08:41,421 --> 00:08:42,488 Uh, yes. 218 00:08:42,489 --> 00:08:44,190 [glass shatters] 219 00:08:44,191 --> 00:08:47,326 [Frank] Oh, f fuck! Oh 220 00:08:47,327 --> 00:08:49,762 Holy fuck. 221 00:08:49,763 --> 00:08:51,530 Oh, this is great. 222 00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:53,499 I fucked up my hand. Look at that. Huh? 223 00:08:53,500 --> 00:08:55,601 - Holy shit. - That's the way it's got to be in college. 224 00:08:55,602 --> 00:08:57,570 God, wait, let me I got to do-do this. 225 00:08:57,571 --> 00:08:59,305 - Come on in, G. - Oh. Oh. 226 00:08:59,306 --> 00:09:01,674 Come on, come on, come on in, G. I gotta blot. Whoo. 227 00:09:01,675 --> 00:09:05,177 Holy Toledo. There's blood. Holy shit. 228 00:09:05,178 --> 00:09:06,612 It's bleeding like a pig. 229 00:09:06,613 --> 00:09:08,247 See that trash can over here? 230 00:09:08,248 --> 00:09:10,249 Grab that, bring it over in the middle here. 231 00:09:10,250 --> 00:09:11,684 Take a good crap in it. 232 00:09:11,685 --> 00:09:13,419 - Take a nice big crap in it - A A crap? 233 00:09:13,420 --> 00:09:15,187 and dump it on the dean's desk. 234 00:09:15,188 --> 00:09:17,690 That's the way you do it. Come on. Go ahead. 235 00:09:17,691 --> 00:09:19,825 - [cries] - What's the matter? You can't take a shit? 236 00:09:19,826 --> 00:09:21,427 - You dehydrated? - [crying] No. 237 00:09:21,428 --> 00:09:22,561 You got to hydrate. 238 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:24,563 I'm going to get expelled. 239 00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:27,233 - Why you gonna get expelled? - They will know it's us. 240 00:09:27,234 --> 00:09:29,835 How they gonna know it's us? They can't know it's us. 241 00:09:29,836 --> 00:09:32,438 You make me use my key card to open the building. 242 00:09:32,439 --> 00:09:34,473 Well, I can't smash every window, G. 243 00:09:34,474 --> 00:09:35,808 And they have cameras. 244 00:09:35,809 --> 00:09:39,045 - There's a camera. - Camera? Huh? 245 00:09:39,746 --> 00:09:43,416 Oh, shit. Oh Ooh. 246 00:09:43,817 --> 00:09:45,551 Times are changing. 247 00:09:45,552 --> 00:09:47,553 Uh, that's because of the shooters, probably. 248 00:09:47,554 --> 00:09:49,722 All right, shit. 249 00:09:49,723 --> 00:09:52,391 Uh [stammers] Tell you what. Uh All right, all right. [stutters] Relax. 250 00:09:52,392 --> 00:09:55,494 Uh [stutters] Listen, don't blame G, this is all me. 251 00:09:55,495 --> 00:09:57,863 This is all my fault. I made him do it. 252 00:09:57,864 --> 00:10:00,199 So don't blame him, okay? 253 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:04,170 And I-I-I had to break the glass over there to get in 254 00:10:04,171 --> 00:10:06,238 'cause we were gonna shit on your desk. 255 00:10:06,239 --> 00:10:09,842 [stammers] This will pay for the window that I broke in the door. 256 00:10:09,843 --> 00:10:11,644 Okay? Everything good? 257 00:10:11,645 --> 00:10:14,647 There is a little cleanup, but there's no shit. 258 00:10:14,648 --> 00:10:17,516 You don't have to clean up any turds, any-any crap, 259 00:10:17,517 --> 00:10:20,119 'cause that desk would've been full of my shit 260 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:21,787 if I could have got up there. Okay. 261 00:10:21,788 --> 00:10:23,356 [? jovial music] 262 00:10:23,357 --> 00:10:25,725 I forgot how hard these classes are, you know. 263 00:10:25,726 --> 00:10:28,394 And I can't even, uh, concentrate on what that old lady was saying. 264 00:10:28,395 --> 00:10:30,730 Yeah, how are you supposed to concentrate on anything? 265 00:10:30,731 --> 00:10:33,866 You know, the women, although ignorant and naive, are at their physical apex. 266 00:10:33,867 --> 00:10:36,068 You gotta look over your shoulder every three seconds to make sure 267 00:10:36,069 --> 00:10:37,503 - there's not an active shooter - Right? 268 00:10:37,504 --> 00:10:39,405 and the teacher is like a draconian bore. 269 00:10:39,406 --> 00:10:41,140 Yeah, how are you even supposed to know what to study? 270 00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:43,109 You know what? I don't know that, either. 271 00:10:43,110 --> 00:10:45,077 Seriously, everything's apparently in a portal, 272 00:10:45,078 --> 00:10:47,113 and I tried to get in the portal, but I can't get in. 273 00:10:47,114 --> 00:10:48,547 You need a computer science degree. 274 00:10:48,548 --> 00:10:51,250 [laughs] Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 275 00:10:51,251 --> 00:10:53,085 - Are you on drugs? - Yeah, yeah. 276 00:10:53,086 --> 00:10:55,821 Goddamn it, Dee. I I told you not to do Ritterall. 277 00:10:55,822 --> 00:10:58,257 No, I didn't do Ritterall. No, I-I found some coke. 278 00:10:58,258 --> 00:10:59,659 - Oh, you bitch. - Yeah. 279 00:10:59,660 --> 00:11:02,395 - Do you have any more? - A little bit. 280 00:11:02,396 --> 00:11:04,196 Give me some. Give me some. 281 00:11:04,197 --> 00:11:05,598 Come on, come on, come on 282 00:11:05,599 --> 00:11:06,866 Yeah. 283 00:11:06,867 --> 00:11:09,268 - [grunts] Why'd I do that? - Yeah. 284 00:11:09,269 --> 00:11:10,319 Aw, what the hell? 285 00:11:10,320 --> 00:11:12,605 Is that Mac over there studying his brains off? 286 00:11:12,606 --> 00:11:14,674 - Yeah. - He's got a partner though, a study buddy? 287 00:11:14,675 --> 00:11:17,109 - That's cheating. You can't do that. -Don't worry, Dee. 288 00:11:17,110 --> 00:11:19,546 I did a little something to nuke his confidence. 289 00:11:19,547 --> 00:11:22,248 Dude, how do you not know this answer? 290 00:11:22,249 --> 00:11:24,350 I've gone over it with you, like, five times. 291 00:11:24,351 --> 00:11:26,519 No, I know, I Hold on. There's something weird in my What is this? 292 00:11:26,520 --> 00:11:28,321 Oh. Ew! 293 00:11:28,322 --> 00:11:31,223 What is that? Oh, my God, that smells like shit. 294 00:11:31,224 --> 00:11:33,326 - Does that smell like shit to you? - Dude. I don't wanna smell it. 295 00:11:33,327 --> 00:11:35,261 - No, I know, but just smell it. - I don't wanna smell it. 296 00:11:35,262 --> 00:11:37,163 - Is that What? - [laughs] 297 00:11:37,164 --> 00:11:38,731 Did you put a Tootsie Roll in his ear? 298 00:11:38,732 --> 00:11:40,199 I did. 299 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:41,567 - Do you think it's poop? - [Dennis] Yeah. 300 00:11:41,568 --> 00:11:43,369 [study partner] No, I don't think it's poop. 301 00:11:43,370 --> 00:11:45,137 I-I popped a Tootsie Roll in there, yeah. 302 00:11:45,138 --> 00:11:47,239 I-I shoved it in my asshole for a little while too, 303 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:49,141 - so it smells like shit. - Did you? 304 00:11:49,142 --> 00:11:51,077 - That's why it smells bad. - Yeah. 305 00:11:51,078 --> 00:11:52,528 - Wow, nice touch. - Thank you. 306 00:11:55,782 --> 00:11:57,551 Okay, Mr. Kelly. 307 00:11:57,952 --> 00:12:00,386 - Yeah. - This should be an easy one. 308 00:12:00,387 --> 00:12:04,691 Backpacks are to books as coffee cans are to 309 00:12:06,360 --> 00:12:11,064 A, coffee. B, rice. Or C, dirt. 310 00:12:11,531 --> 00:12:12,581 [smacks lips] 311 00:12:13,467 --> 00:12:16,636 I'd like to answer D, a "stab" infection. 312 00:12:17,504 --> 00:12:18,604 Interesting. 313 00:12:18,605 --> 00:12:20,373 Yeah, you almost had me. 314 00:12:20,374 --> 00:12:22,742 [chuckles] And how do you come by this answer, Charlie? 315 00:12:22,743 --> 00:12:26,746 Well [stammers] you know, backpacks can be very "cummerbund" to carry around. 316 00:12:26,747 --> 00:12:29,382 They can pull on your necks, causing chronic injury, 317 00:12:29,383 --> 00:12:32,251 but at the heart of that problem are the books inside. 318 00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:34,520 Coffee cans can also cause injuries too. 319 00:12:34,521 --> 00:12:36,789 They could have sharp edges if opened improperly, 320 00:12:36,790 --> 00:12:40,459 and those could lead to cuts, which could lead to "stab" infections. 321 00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:42,094 [professors murmuring] 322 00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:43,396 I see. 323 00:12:43,397 --> 00:12:45,798 And why didn't you answer A, coffee? 324 00:12:45,799 --> 00:12:49,235 Well, 'cause coffee cans don't hold coffee. 325 00:12:49,236 --> 00:12:50,636 Coffee is a liquid. 326 00:12:50,637 --> 00:12:52,867 [chuckles] Coffee cans hold coffee beans, 327 00:12:53,006 --> 00:12:58,278 and this particular can has 627 beans inside of it, but no coffee. [chuckles] 328 00:12:58,464 --> 00:13:01,781 And how do you think you know that? 329 00:13:01,782 --> 00:13:04,012 Well, I heard the number when you put it down. 330 00:13:04,013 --> 00:13:07,486 Yeah, just like I can hear you have two pencils in your right pocket 331 00:13:07,487 --> 00:13:09,588 because of the volume of your right footsteps. 332 00:13:09,589 --> 00:13:12,625 You tread lightly on that foot because you don't want to get poked. 333 00:13:12,626 --> 00:13:13,793 Yeah, there there you go. 334 00:13:13,794 --> 00:13:16,296 [gasps] Amazing. 335 00:13:17,631 --> 00:13:19,765 Somebody do something? 336 00:13:19,766 --> 00:13:22,101 Some- Did you do Did you do something? Do it again. I missed it. 337 00:13:22,102 --> 00:13:25,237 [Frank] This is the most important thing that you could do in college. 338 00:13:25,238 --> 00:13:27,373 - Okay. Oh. - Get laid. 339 00:13:27,374 --> 00:13:31,243 Because girls just wanna have new experiences. 340 00:13:31,244 --> 00:13:34,847 - So let's find you the perfect girl. - Okay. 341 00:13:34,848 --> 00:13:37,517 How about her? With the can in her hand. 342 00:13:38,785 --> 00:13:43,189 Oh! Oh. No, no, no, no, no, I-I don't think she's interested in me. 343 00:13:43,190 --> 00:13:46,592 G, you got to swing for the fences in college. 344 00:13:46,593 --> 00:13:48,527 Don't worry about it. I know what to say. 345 00:13:48,528 --> 00:13:49,862 I'm gonna be right behind you, 346 00:13:49,863 --> 00:13:51,530 - whispering in your ear. - Okay. 347 00:13:51,531 --> 00:13:54,233 Remember the moves that I taught you earlier. 348 00:13:54,234 --> 00:13:55,635 - Yes. - Yeah, yeah, you do. 349 00:13:55,636 --> 00:13:56,769 Okay, let's go, come on. 350 00:13:56,770 --> 00:13:58,504 [? electronic music] 351 00:13:58,505 --> 00:14:03,209 Hi, I'm G. I'm on the China Express to sexy town. 352 00:14:03,210 --> 00:14:05,244 What? It's too loud. I can't- 353 00:14:05,245 --> 00:14:06,746 Are you trying to talk to me? 354 00:14:06,747 --> 00:14:08,314 Compliment her tits. 355 00:14:08,315 --> 00:14:10,650 Okay, look, what do you creeps want? 356 00:14:10,651 --> 00:14:13,452 Hi, I'm Frank Reynolds, a local billionaire 357 00:14:13,453 --> 00:14:15,221 and all-around good time. 358 00:14:15,222 --> 00:14:17,390 Uh, I'm pulling a Back to School. 359 00:14:17,391 --> 00:14:19,258 This is my friend, G. 360 00:14:19,259 --> 00:14:21,093 - Hi. - He's going to be rich too someday, 361 00:14:21,094 --> 00:14:23,863 but right now he's not looking for attachments. 362 00:14:23,864 --> 00:14:26,766 He's "down to clown," as the kids say, 363 00:14:26,767 --> 00:14:31,837 and he's got some exotic moves in the sack that you've probably never tried. 364 00:14:31,838 --> 00:14:34,106 Show her the hip thing. Do the hip thing. 365 00:14:34,107 --> 00:14:35,574 - Do I have to? - Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Go on. 366 00:14:35,575 --> 00:14:37,476 Watch this. Watch this. Check this out. 367 00:14:37,477 --> 00:14:39,645 Go on, do it. Do it bigger, bigger. 368 00:14:39,646 --> 00:14:42,381 Yeah. Look at that. That is hot. 369 00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:44,583 That is Chinese dong. 370 00:14:44,584 --> 00:14:47,320 Not great from what I hear, but it's not nothing. 371 00:14:47,321 --> 00:14:49,588 And you may never get to sample this again. 372 00:14:49,589 --> 00:14:53,793 I mean, this is the time for you to have new experiences. Am I right? 373 00:14:53,794 --> 00:14:55,661 - What the hell is going on here? - Huh? 374 00:14:55,662 --> 00:14:57,263 You nerds trying to hit on my girl? 375 00:14:57,264 --> 00:14:58,864 Nerds? 376 00:14:58,865 --> 00:15:01,233 Who are you, Johnny Unitas? 377 00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:04,337 Who? I'm captain of the crew team, grandpa. 378 00:15:04,338 --> 00:15:05,968 What the hell is that kid doing? 379 00:15:06,306 --> 00:15:09,709 - Oh. Y-You can stop, G. G, you can stop. - Oh, okay. 380 00:15:09,710 --> 00:15:14,513 So you're the tough guys on campus, huh? You're the top jocks, eh? 381 00:15:14,514 --> 00:15:16,215 Well, listen to this. 382 00:15:16,216 --> 00:15:20,119 Tomorrow, G and I are gonna do a synchronized dive 383 00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:23,255 from the high dive in front of the whole school. 384 00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:24,790 Why? 385 00:15:24,791 --> 00:15:27,326 Well, then we'll see who the nerds are. 386 00:15:27,327 --> 00:15:29,195 Be there or be square. 387 00:15:30,397 --> 00:15:32,131 - All right, man. - All right. 388 00:15:32,132 --> 00:15:34,567 Wait, wait, wait, why-why are we doing that? 389 00:15:34,568 --> 00:15:39,572 Dangerfield did it in Back to School. Trust me, it's gonna work. [chuckles] 390 00:15:39,573 --> 00:15:42,775 Come on. Let's get a brew. I want to get loaded. 391 00:15:42,776 --> 00:15:45,606 [? "The Future's So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades" plays] 392 00:15:56,857 --> 00:16:00,526 ? I study nuclear science I love my classes ? 393 00:16:00,527 --> 00:16:03,396 ? I got a crazy teacher Who wears dark glasses ? 394 00:16:03,397 --> 00:16:05,464 ? Things are going great ? 395 00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:07,300 Uh, okay. Uh, the preconscious mind? 396 00:16:07,301 --> 00:16:09,269 Yes. True. 397 00:16:09,270 --> 00:16:11,470 Uh, I'm asking for the definition. 398 00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:14,007 [whines] I don't know what that word means. 399 00:16:15,108 --> 00:16:17,610 Nietzsche. Nietzsche! 400 00:16:17,611 --> 00:16:19,012 I don't know. 401 00:16:21,348 --> 00:16:24,717 ? I got a job waiting For my graduation ? 402 00:16:24,718 --> 00:16:27,720 ? Fifty thou a year'll buy A lot of beer ? 403 00:16:27,721 --> 00:16:32,025 ? Things are going great and They're only getting better ? 404 00:16:32,993 --> 00:16:36,662 ? I'm doing all right Getting good grades ? 405 00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:41,568 ? The future's so bright I gotta wear shades ? 406 00:16:42,569 --> 00:16:45,705 Okay, that's you up there, G. And you're gonna go boing. 407 00:16:45,706 --> 00:16:49,108 Then you do a flip, and you boing straight in. 408 00:16:49,109 --> 00:16:50,710 How's that? Too much? 409 00:16:50,711 --> 00:16:52,745 All right, I'll tell you what. There's another option. 410 00:16:52,746 --> 00:16:54,380 All right, this is easy. 411 00:16:54,381 --> 00:16:56,283 - Okay? All right. - Yeah. 412 00:17:09,596 --> 00:17:13,132 ? I'm heavenly blessed And worldly wise ? 413 00:17:13,133 --> 00:17:16,068 ? I'm a peeping tom techie With X-ray eyes ? 414 00:17:16,069 --> 00:17:20,440 ? Things are going great and They're only getting better ? 415 00:17:21,008 --> 00:17:23,175 - All right, jump! - No, no, no. 416 00:17:23,176 --> 00:17:25,378 - Don't look down. Just look up. Look up. - Okay. 417 00:17:25,379 --> 00:17:27,581 Ready, and one, two, three. Jump! 418 00:17:28,615 --> 00:17:31,117 - [grunts, screams] - [cheers] 419 00:17:31,118 --> 00:17:33,053 You did it! You did it, G! 420 00:17:38,625 --> 00:17:40,259 [gasps] 421 00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:42,195 [stammers] Is it hidden or no? 422 00:17:43,363 --> 00:17:44,797 - Whoa. - [Mac] True. False. 423 00:17:44,798 --> 00:17:46,668 I'm gonna toss the bookshelf, buddy. 424 00:17:48,368 --> 00:17:49,418 [grunts] 425 00:17:57,110 --> 00:17:58,511 [groans] 426 00:18:04,384 --> 00:18:05,452 [? song fades out] 427 00:18:10,223 --> 00:18:11,591 [Dee sniffing] 428 00:18:14,094 --> 00:18:15,161 [whispers] Dee. 429 00:18:15,829 --> 00:18:17,797 - Dee! - What? Yeah, what? 430 00:18:17,798 --> 00:18:19,065 Are you on crack? 431 00:18:19,066 --> 00:18:20,533 Yeah. 432 00:18:20,534 --> 00:18:22,101 [sighs] Bitch. 433 00:18:22,102 --> 00:18:23,236 Shh. 434 00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:31,777 [pencils breaking] 435 00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:34,747 I want to thank you all, and Mr. Kelly, 436 00:18:34,748 --> 00:18:38,084 for your time and effort in the pursuit of this diagnosis. 437 00:18:38,085 --> 00:18:42,388 It wasn't easy, but I think what we have uncovered 438 00:18:42,389 --> 00:18:47,526 is the most extraordinary scientific discovery in the last 100 years. 439 00:18:47,527 --> 00:18:50,663 It is the opinion of this esteemed community 440 00:18:50,664 --> 00:18:56,369 that Mr. Charlie Kelly has a condition we would like to call- 441 00:18:56,370 --> 00:18:57,671 He left. 442 00:18:58,272 --> 00:19:00,774 - What? - He just walked out the door. 443 00:19:02,175 --> 00:19:03,242 Oh. 444 00:19:03,243 --> 00:19:05,177 [? jovial music] 445 00:19:05,178 --> 00:19:07,313 [whistles] 446 00:19:07,314 --> 00:19:10,249 Mr. Kelly! Mr. Kelly, wait. 447 00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:11,784 - [Charlie] Hey. - Why did you leave? 448 00:19:11,785 --> 00:19:14,754 Oh. Well, uh, I saw you put your folder down. 449 00:19:14,755 --> 00:19:17,790 So when someone is no longer holding an object- 450 00:19:17,791 --> 00:19:20,526 That they've been holding while giving a lecture or a speech or something 451 00:19:20,527 --> 00:19:22,395 and they put it down, yeah, they're done talking. 452 00:19:22,396 --> 00:19:24,330 - Fascinating. - Yeah. 453 00:19:24,331 --> 00:19:26,132 Well, wouldn't you like to hear our diagnosis? 454 00:19:26,133 --> 00:19:28,168 Oh. Cool. Uh, of what? 455 00:19:28,836 --> 00:19:32,471 - Of you. - Of me? [chuckles] What about me? 456 00:19:32,472 --> 00:19:34,282 Don't you want to know what you are? 457 00:19:34,508 --> 00:19:35,558 Uh 458 00:19:36,109 --> 00:19:37,443 I'm Charlie. 459 00:19:37,444 --> 00:19:39,712 Uh, yes, sorry. I mean what you have. 460 00:19:39,713 --> 00:19:41,580 Uh 461 00:19:41,581 --> 00:19:45,184 No. Huh? Wh-What? No, what I have is to get to the pool. 462 00:19:45,185 --> 00:19:47,253 Yeah, my buddy's doing a big dive. 463 00:19:47,254 --> 00:19:48,354 [? jovial music] 464 00:19:48,355 --> 00:19:49,855 Whole school is gonna be there. 465 00:19:52,326 --> 00:19:53,376 [Frank] Huh. 466 00:19:53,377 --> 00:19:55,361 I thought there'd be more people here. 467 00:19:55,362 --> 00:19:56,412 [whistles] 468 00:19:57,397 --> 00:20:01,067 Oh, I-I-I think this is too high. 469 00:20:01,068 --> 00:20:04,236 Ooh. I'm with you, kid. This is very high. 470 00:20:04,237 --> 00:20:05,605 Uh, do we have to do this? 471 00:20:05,606 --> 00:20:07,740 No, we don't. You do. 472 00:20:07,741 --> 00:20:10,576 It can't be all about tests and books, G. 473 00:20:10,577 --> 00:20:14,380 You got to take some wild risks in order to pass the test of life. 474 00:20:14,381 --> 00:20:16,515 - Okay. - Yeah, give me your glasses. 475 00:20:16,516 --> 00:20:18,250 - Okay. - Yeah, go on, go ahead. 476 00:20:18,251 --> 00:20:19,652 - Do your thing. Go on. - Okay. 477 00:20:19,653 --> 00:20:22,188 All right, ready? Go on, go on up there. 478 00:20:22,189 --> 00:20:25,124 Remember the training. You can do this, G, all right? 479 00:20:25,125 --> 00:20:26,659 - G? - Yes. 480 00:20:26,660 --> 00:20:28,594 Take a leap of faith, kid. 481 00:20:28,595 --> 00:20:30,363 - Yeah. - Okay. 482 00:20:30,364 --> 00:20:32,299 - On my count. - Okay. 483 00:20:32,933 --> 00:20:35,368 - Ready? All right. - Uh 484 00:20:35,369 --> 00:20:37,169 - [Frank] One - Okay. 485 00:20:37,170 --> 00:20:38,237 two 486 00:20:38,238 --> 00:20:39,572 - Okay. - three. 487 00:20:39,573 --> 00:20:41,308 - I jump! - Jump! [cheers] 488 00:20:41,775 --> 00:20:43,109 Flip! 489 00:20:43,110 --> 00:20:45,444 Fly! [grunting] 490 00:20:45,445 --> 00:20:47,180 [? dramatic music] 491 00:20:54,788 --> 00:20:57,057 Yeah! 492 00:20:57,491 --> 00:20:59,326 Oh 493 00:20:59,693 --> 00:21:02,662 Oh, shit. Oh, shit. 494 00:21:02,663 --> 00:21:03,713 My bad, G! 495 00:21:06,500 --> 00:21:08,467 - [Dennis] Move! - [Mac] Get out of th 496 00:21:08,468 --> 00:21:10,102 - [Dee] Look out, please. - [Mac] Scoot. 497 00:21:10,103 --> 00:21:11,704 Make way. We're trying to see something here. 498 00:21:11,705 --> 00:21:13,105 [Mac] Dumbass kids. Move. 499 00:21:13,106 --> 00:21:14,373 [grunts] I know I aced this thing. 500 00:21:14,374 --> 00:21:16,375 Yeah, I guarantee you I aced it. 501 00:21:16,376 --> 00:21:18,744 Yeah. Hey, um, you weren't putting shit in my ear, were you? 502 00:21:18,745 --> 00:21:20,613 Put something in your ear? 503 00:21:20,614 --> 00:21:22,848 What are you [chuckles] What are you talking about, man? 504 00:21:22,849 --> 00:21:24,617 Uh, I don't see us. 505 00:21:24,618 --> 00:21:25,718 - I don't see us either. - I don't think we're on this. 506 00:21:25,719 --> 00:21:27,320 [Mac] Wait, what do you mean? 507 00:21:27,321 --> 00:21:29,121 - Where are our grades? - Hang on a second. 508 00:21:29,122 --> 00:21:30,723 - Did she not grade us? - Are you kidding me? What the hell? 509 00:21:30,724 --> 00:21:32,392 Ugh. Goddamn it. You know what? 510 00:21:33,026 --> 00:21:35,594 [sighs] Okay, I think I know what happened here. 511 00:21:35,595 --> 00:21:37,596 I'm a little ashamed to admit it, 512 00:21:37,597 --> 00:21:40,132 but you know, we never actually, like, enrolled in the school, 513 00:21:40,133 --> 00:21:41,767 so maybe that's why they didn't grade us? 514 00:21:41,768 --> 00:21:43,235 Did we have to? 515 00:21:43,236 --> 00:21:45,104 Uh, probably. 516 00:21:45,105 --> 00:21:47,306 I skimmed the website, but there was, like, so many words. 517 00:21:47,307 --> 00:21:48,774 Yeah, who reads fine print? 518 00:21:48,775 --> 00:21:50,643 - There's a website? - There's a website, yeah, 519 00:21:50,644 --> 00:21:52,378 - for the university. - Goddamn it. 520 00:21:52,379 --> 00:21:53,779 That old bitch took advantage of me. 521 00:21:53,780 --> 00:21:55,848 What old bitch? What are you talking about? 522 00:21:55,849 --> 00:21:57,650 [stammers] The Noth- Nobody. 523 00:21:57,651 --> 00:21:59,251 [Charlie] Yo, what's up? 524 00:21:59,252 --> 00:22:01,487 Hey, Charlie! Hey, did you get your diagnosis? 525 00:22:01,488 --> 00:22:03,656 Uh, why? I'm not sick, you know what I mean? 526 00:22:03,657 --> 00:22:06,125 I don't need some teacher talking a bunch of words at me 527 00:22:06,126 --> 00:22:08,260 telling me what I am, 'cause I'm good, dude. 528 00:22:08,261 --> 00:22:10,363 Yeah, what is the point of all this, you know? 529 00:22:10,364 --> 00:22:12,198 - School. - Look, we are who we are. 530 00:22:12,199 --> 00:22:14,767 - No diagnosis is gonna change that. - I am what I am. 531 00:22:14,768 --> 00:22:16,836 Look, if you want more information about yourself, 532 00:22:16,837 --> 00:22:19,205 hey, that's fine, good on you, 533 00:22:19,206 --> 00:22:22,608 but I don't need to take a test or get a diagnosis to find out how smart I am. 534 00:22:22,609 --> 00:22:24,710 - I know I'm smart. Know what I mean? - I like that. 535 00:22:24,711 --> 00:22:27,313 - Yeah, I got what you were going for. - Yo. Let's get out of here. 536 00:22:27,314 --> 00:22:29,448 - Oh, dude, how's that kid doing? - Yeah? 537 00:22:29,449 --> 00:22:32,785 Oh, not good. He failed the most important test in life. 538 00:22:32,786 --> 00:22:34,587 - Which is what? - Don't do a bunch of shit 539 00:22:34,588 --> 00:22:36,589 some guy you just met tells you to do. 540 00:22:36,590 --> 00:22:38,224 - Of course. - I mean, that's common sense. 541 00:22:38,225 --> 00:22:39,659 - [Dee] Yeah. - Who does that? 542 00:22:39,660 --> 00:22:41,360 - Street smarts. - I diagnose you as dumb, kid. 543 00:22:41,361 --> 00:22:42,662 - Dumb. - Yeah. 544 00:22:42,663 --> 00:22:45,131 He did everything I told him to do. 545 00:22:45,132 --> 00:22:46,666 You know, you definitely don't need a rocket surgeon to tell you that. 546 00:22:46,667 --> 00:22:49,201 Right. Wait, did you say "rocket surgeon"? 547 00:22:49,202 --> 00:22:50,770 I don't know. You know what I meant. 548 00:22:50,771 --> 00:22:52,638 I'm still coming off the crack. Just give me a break. 549 00:22:52,639 --> 00:22:55,241 Hey, Dennis, you didn't put anything into my ear, did you? 550 00:22:55,242 --> 00:22:57,109 [? Jude Cole's "Back to School" plays] 551 00:22:57,110 --> 00:22:58,744 ? It's your life And I'm not gonna live it ? 552 00:22:58,745 --> 00:23:01,380 ? A change is coming And it's overdue ? 553 00:23:01,381 --> 00:23:04,450 ? I'm gonna take you Over the limit ? 554 00:23:04,451 --> 00:23:07,320 ? You know I'm only Looking out for you ? 555 00:23:07,321 --> 00:23:10,356 ? I'll be there When you're gettin' it right ? 556 00:23:10,357 --> 00:23:13,459 ? That's the beauty Of living my life ? 557 00:23:13,460 --> 00:23:19,131 ? Hold on, baby, I'm takin' you back to school ? 558 00:23:19,132 --> 00:23:22,501 ? When logic fails Don't lose your head ? 559 00:23:22,502 --> 00:23:25,504 ? You just turn to me instead ? 560 00:23:25,505 --> 00:23:28,108 ? Hold on, baby, now here we go back ? 561 00:23:28,158 --> 00:23:32,708 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0